Greetings Amerikanskis:
It is I, Vladimir Putinski, Vladimir Putin’s stunt double. I hacked this site because I heard betterfredthandead has millions of readers, all open-minded yet willing to let us pick your Presidentski. Vote for Comrade Trump. Only he can:
- Bring peace and prosperity.
- Control every other country.
- Give affordable healthcare and education opportunities to everyone.
- Not give Russia USA military secrets.
If you’re a big enough Dumbasski to believe the first three, the fourth should be no problem.
Spasibo! Mother Russia thanks you.
(This Chatgpt translator is awesome!)