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9 Things You Should Never Buy at the Grocery Store

12.06.2024 by Fred Berman //

BetterReport.com really blew the lid off grocery shopping with this one!  Here are the items they thing the store does not want you think about: Jars with popped lids, leaky meat, pre-cut veggies, unpasteurized milk, microwaveable meals, frozen food with ice crystals and the real shocker: Smelly fish!  Captain Obvious strikes again with a “No, Duh” article to fill the massive void known as the internet.

What about less obvious items that aren’t readily available on the endcaps or eye level on the shelf?  Here are a few more sinister items meant to lure the unsuspecting and inexperienced shopper:

  1. Gift Cards for invasive medical procedures like colonoscopies and lumbar punctures. (These are particularly heinous as they are at the checkout stand and usually come with triple shopper’s reward points!)
  2. Water in plastic bottles.  Did you know that 4 out of every male tested has micro-plastics in their penile tissue?  I suggest buying drinking water in concrete containers.  That residual can have a positive results, especially as one ages.
  3. Little Debbie Christmas Trees:  They only come once a year and are more addictive than opioids.  Blink and they are gone for a year and we are left to subsist on Entenmann’s!
  4. Breakfast meats like bacon and sausage: Loaded with artery clogging fats, ankle bloating salt and system poisoning nitrites, nitrates, BHA, BHT and high-fructose corn syrup!  No wonder they taste so good! I might rethink this one…

Keeping your wits about you at the supermarket is the key to frugality and healthy living!

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