This list from the Guardians of the Aged, the AARP.
- Boat – Resort Living – Recreational Vehicle – Dream House – Fancy Cars – Giving to Adult Children – Time-Share – Pricey Musical Instruments – Impulse Purchases On-Line.
From another source (to remain anonymous based on the writer’s request) a list of less expensive purchases retirees rarely regret:
- Skimpy French costumes for domestic help.
- High-powered binoculars with night vision.
- Stacks of one dollar bills for “Wild Night Out.”
- Tinder cellphone app (or Grindr, perhaps?)
- Burner cellphone.
- Anything you order that promises delivery in a plain, unmarked envelope.
- Sweat pants, Tee Shirts and more sweat pants.
“These are all fluid and gender neutral. Enjoy” The Author