The AARP, provider of news you can use for those of us in the “ancient but hanging in there” generation, tells us our smartphones may be increasing our risk of falls, pains in the neck (literally and figuratively), sleep problems, obesity, eyestrain and a litany of other maladies.
I know some of us are slow learners but is there still a single pea-brained idiot that still texts while driving? If there is and you are that dim-wit please do the following before you kill yourself and others:
- Throw your car keys in the toilet (or alternatively sell your car).
- If you can afford it download Uber & Lyft apps. (Not to be confused with Uber Eats). Otherwise buy a bus pass.
- Never get behind the wheel of a car again.
This PSA brought to you by “Common Sense. Don’t leave home without it.”