I was reading my daily email of inspiring quotes (who can’t benefit from a cleverly turned phrase to start the day) and I clicked on an ad with the title above. As I am a touch over 55 I wondered what eccentric gifts they are suggesting for us seniors (Although 55 is the new 39 so I think they are a bit premature). The first two (yawn) were a photo storage stick and a toothbrush sanitizer; not exactly an express delivery from Weirdsville.
But #3 did not disappoint. I quote the ad: “Self-washing bedsheets save time, money and provide healthier sleep. Miracle has created the world’s first ever self-cleaning, hygienic, luxury sheets…Miracle sheets are going to be as productive as you.”
So I started to think why they believe these are of greater benefit to those of us over 55. Because we are “Productive?” What are we producing? Then I got it.
Oh, Yuk!