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$5.00 Salt-Infused Chicken is Not the Only Bargain at Costco!

10.08.2024 by Fred Berman //

Costco is known for its cheap rotisserie chicken filled with enough salt to stop even the healthiest of hearts and $1.50 hot dogs made with only the finest entrails of mystery animals, (rumor has it that is what trump was talking about when he said “they’re eating the dogs and cats…”), but the fantastic bargains don’t stop there.

Did you know you can get a Prime Rose Casket for $1,499.99 with free shipping, $370.00 cheaper than Amazon?  Or pick up a diamond “Tiffany style” engagement ring for almost $6,000.00 less than at Tiffany’s (although there it would really be a Tiffany and not just style).  But what better way to show your love than starting the marriage with a frugal purchase?

So next time you are considering a purchase of any kind be sure to run it by Costco.  You may get surprise bargain.  I believe you might even be able to get a huge break on medical school tuition at the University of Turks and Caicos!!

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