This email sent to me by the guardian of all old curmudgeons, the AARP! But nine of the things made sense and were really not surprising; alcohol, marijuana, cash, fruits and vegetables, blah, blah.
But there was one surprise, not that you shouldn’t mail it but that they felt the need to tell us oldies but goodies not to. PETS. They feel we have to be reminded not to mail Scooby-Doo or Stimpson J. Cat?
I imagine we will be getting further “No-Duh” Advice like “don’t store your oysters at room temperature for a week,” “don’t leave your invalid sister’s wheel chair next to a flight of stairs” and “don’t squeeze your testicles in a vice,” (actually I could have used that advice last week but that’s a story for another post).
We’re old, not dumb!