Archives for April 2024

Gypsy Rose Blanchard, recently released from 8 years in prison for her part in the murder of her mom, announced she is going under the knife for a nose job and wants the public to “Wish me luck!”
Tori Spelling is letting us in as to the reason she and soon to be ex-husband Dean McSomething-or-other have slept in separate bedrooms for two years.

This sharing of intimate details, aka Crying for Attention, by unremarkable celebrities trying to hold on to their long expired 20 minutes of fame is placing an untenable strain on my fragile psyche.  Enough.

Gypsy…may I call you Gypsy?  You did your time and you don’t need a nose job.  You need a paying job because the world’s fascination with you will be short-lived. The fall will be hard so stay away from knives.
Tori:  Mom is not interested in playing with you, she has a Mahjong game going and “Keeping Up With the Spellings” was rejected by even the Lifetime Channel. The Kardashians still reign supreme on the inexplicable success story circuit.

Let’s all move on.

The 1962 film “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?” stars Bette Davis as former child star Baby Jane Hudson who torments her wheelchair-bound sister Blanche, and Joan Crawford as the long-suffering sister. The film is a brilliant psychological thriller about a whack job who had a brief fling with fame and spent her life trying to regain it.  

Today, Baby Jane’s illness is called NPD.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance. They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them. People with this disorder may lack the ability to understand or care about the feelings of others.

Now who else can we easily identify as an NPD sufferer?  Perhaps a candidate for the highest office in the country that we know cares nothing for anyone but himself, lies incessantly and refuses to abandon a ridiculous comb-over rather than admit to thinning hair?  Or perhaps a grouchy old curmudgeon that self-publishes a daily blog that serves no purpose other than to feed his own ego and give credence to his tiresome and banal judgements of everyone that has more money than him?

Haha, just kidding…NOT!

8 seconds? 8 Minutes?  8 Hours?
The correct answer is 8 minutes and I assume that’s during the day while the sun is on, which begs another question; who controls the “switch” determining when the sun shines or is dark?  Mysteries of the Universe!

Science is my life!

I just received an email from Randy Garza at MisterRichSolution.com.  It contained an article from Juan Villaverde who I am assuming is a genius multi-millionaire telling me that “Three market-moving events are expected to hit the crypto market all at the same time!”  We have until April 15th to invest in the Crypto-Market.  Last time a $5,000 investment would now be over $1,000,000.  So go ahead and sink every dollar you can beg, borrow or get from selling your Luke Skywalker action figure in its original box and sink it in the crypto market.

Let me know how that works out for you!

Due to popular demand or lack thereof we have lowered the opening bid.
Do I hear a bid of $999,999.00?

My patience is wearing thin!

The bidding is open for betterfredthandead.com.
Do I hear $1,000,000.00?  

I can wait…

Are you experiencing any of the following symptoms?

• Difficulty with everyday tasks like being polite and empathetic.
• Communication problems such as believing a person who has told 30,000 documented lies.
• Personality changes like no longer even pretending to care about those less fortunate than you.
• Confusion about time and place thinking we are in antebellum United States.
• Troubling behavior like supporting a sociopathic narcissist who pretends to have Christian values for President.
• Forgetting old memories like what a nightmare it was living through 2017-2021.
• Loss of interest in maintaining our individual freedoms.

The cure is simple, cast your vote for a human being.  If your confused I’ll be glad to help.  We make things so difficult!

We begin our series with some easily explained actions that are really not mysteries at all. Just science and common sense!

• What is Nuclear Fusion?:  Nuclear fusion occurs when the nuclei of two atoms combine to form a new atom and a neutron.
• How Does AI Work?:  AI works by combining large amounts of data with fast, iterative processing and intelligent algorithms. This allows the software to learn automatically from patterns and features in the data.
• Why do Civilizations Collapse?: Civilizations are complex systems, and their survival depends on many interconnected factors.  Overpopulation, resource depletion, and environmental degradation can lead to a decline in food production and Poof!  The end is nigh!
• What Other Factors Can Destroy Civilization?: Fear, Corruption, social inequality, political instability, economic mismanagement, and repeating fatal errors.  In other words, electing Trump again.

Tori Spelling!  I know many of you just said “Who?”  My point exactly!

Tori has a new podcast and whined about how alone she is after her divorce. Shedding crocodile tears she said she had wanted the divorce from her husband Dean McDermott for 15 years.  I figured Dean got tired of waiting for the expected zillions from Tori’s mom Candy.  He hoped she’d loosen the purse strings and share some the millions she inherited from her husband, mega-wealthy Television producer Aaron Spelling.  When that didn’t happen I suspect he cut his losses and split.  (I actually have no idea what happened, but I always go to the most romantic story; the romance between man and his millions.)

And yes, I see the irony of me ragging on Tori but seem to know so much about her life?  I keep up on this for you! (That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!)

You might want to check out her nude Kim Kardashian look-alike picture where, of course, all the naughty bits are well covered.  She did forget to put a bag over her head!

Yes, again I see the irony of someone who looks like me commenting on other people’s appearance.  Sorry Tori!  I mean about the money!

Yes, it’s April 1st and I should post some absolutely ridiculous statements to mark the occasion:

• I’ll vote for DJ Trump for President.

However I would fool no one as the chances of that happening were best stated by Madonna (Louise Ciccone) when she was in bed with Wayne Campbell while Garth Algar stood at the side watching.  Her response (and mine): “When Monkeys fly out of my butt!”