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Curses Shall Rain Down Upon Your House! Then I Will Forgive

10.01.2023 by Fred Berman //

You all know that I believe in forgiveness above all.  It is important for forgivers and allows them to move on with their lives.

But after 13 months of owning a KitchenAid refrigerator that is a lemon, has been repaired 5 times including a 6 week wait for a part, and now has broken down again and they want a fee even though I paid for a 5 year extended warranty, I am finding it difficult to forgive.

But I will forgive them, right after all the executives contract a fatal disease, grow warts on their noses, discover their spouses have been unfaithful with their best friend, have their employees sue them for sexual harassment and burn in hell for eternity.

Whew!  That felt good!  Now fix my freakin’ fridge or refund my money and forgiveness is yours!

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