On its way to Bookstores everywhere is a new collection of lists that classifies everything in existence and presents the most noteworthy three. The groups include people, actions, items or events that cover the entire spectrum of human existence. The brevity of the lists makes this book ideal for placement in bathrooms, lavatories and loos around the world.
Through special permission of the author and publisher I have been authorized to occasionally share excerpts with you, my vast readership, in hopes you will see value in purchasing a copy for your homes, heads and outhouses. (Full Disclosure: The operator of this website may receive imaginary compensation for each copy of this fake book purchase). Three examples follow:
- The Three Most Used Letters in the English Language:
- E used in 11.1% of words.
- A used in 8.5% of Words.
- R used in 7.6% of Words.
- The Three Most Populated Cities in the World – 2021:
- TOKYO – 37,339,804
- DELHI – 30,290,936
- SHANGHAI – 27,795,702
- The Three Largest Groups Of Morons in the U.S.A.:
- People who believe the result of last presidential was fraudulent.
- Those who classify themselves as “Anti-Vaxxers.”
- People who wear MAGA hats. (Double ignorance points for those that wear them backwards).
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