Above is another headline from my inbox. This one linked to an article that was first published in December of 2020 which made me wonder why they would reprint such an old article. While the information is still valid they could have shortened it to “The One Place You Are Most Likely to Catch Covid.” The answer: FLORIDA.
I’d like to see an article titled “The 35 Questions That All Have the Same Answer: FLORIDA. Here’s a few to start:
- Where are you most likely to catch Covid?
- Where is the most unpleasant weather in the Country?
- Where can you get up close and personal with alligators and pythons in the same residential neighborhood?
- What State has a Governor who puts his political career above the welfare of his constituents?
- What state’s has the least amount of residents with IQs in triple digits?
- What state is as miserable to live in as Alabama, Mississippi or Texas?
- Where do Mr. and Mrs. Ivanka Trump live since being shunned in New York.
- In what state are the Palmetto Bugs so large they are often mistaken for Volkswagen Beetles?
- What state grows the most oranges, has the most Golf courses and the most orange colored golfers?
To paraphrase a thought from Horace Greely: “Go North Young Man!”