A site called Fur Ball Fun published this list. I’ll try to clarify for you youngsters under 60.
- Aches and Pains (That Seem to Have No End): I’m a karate man! I don’t show weakness. I suffer on the inside!
- Forgetfulness Takes the Stage: What was the question?
- The Battle with Technology: There is no need for a system update as I haven’t a clue as to my Apple I.D.
- The Dreaded Gray Hair Invasion: Can’t help with that. It has been many moons since my scalp was graced with hair.
- Early Bird or Night Owl? No, Just Tired:
- The Unstoppable March of Time on Your Skin: It’s not the look of my skin that bothers me but the prodigious amount around my middle.
- The Constant Battle with Weight Management: Fortunately that has not been a problem. I have been able to maintain obesity with little effort.
- The Endless Stream of Doctor’s Appointments: Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Those little blue pills don’t grow on trees!
- The Generation Gap Widens: Not my fault each generation gets dumber and dumber.
- Becoming the “Experienced” One: No problem. I wouldn’t be friends with anyone dumb enough to ask me for advice.
Oh and one other annoying thing: YOU!