AARP Health suggests some strange methods to possibly minimize the ringing in your ears. The bizarrely suggest eating a Mediterranean diet, reducing stress, sound therapy, a hearing aid, cognitive therapy, limiting alcohol and nicotine; all have nearly zero chance of success. I’ll share with you some actions that will work!
- Put your phone on silent.
- Avoid churches on Sunday.
- Stay out of stores that have beams that chime when you enter.
- Announce mealtime with a gong rather than a bell.
- Replace your doorbell with a foghorn.
- Get a sawed off shotgun and blow your neighbors super annoying wind chimes to hell. (This one requires adult supervision).
- Wear noise-cancelling headphones and a tee-shirt with a middle finger salute announcing you have no interest in what anyone has to say. (Useful in many other situations as well!)).
- Be glad you are only dealing with ringing and not a burning rash on your privates. Suck it up and quit complaining.
I hope you accept these suggestions in the spirit they are given!